We love redheads, Alice! Why don’t you grow out your thicket?
“Because everyone shaves their groin these days. And a lot of boys think bush is insane! Plus, I was always self-conscious about having red goods. People used to tease me about it and call me fire goods. So I clean-shaven everything off, and I think I like it better this way. Pruning makes it odor better and feel softer. And no hair is in the way when a man gobbles me out.”
You’ve had sex? But you view so innocent!
“Everyone always tells me I glance so delicious and guiltless! I guess it’s the crimson hair and curls that make me look so wholesome. I mean, I am a adorable dame. I just happen to be a cute chick who likes boner and g-spot! You can be both nasty and nice, right?”
Lots of dudes like red crotch, you know.
“Now that I think of it, I might have heard something about that before. I guess if a man truly wanted me to grow out my bush, I would do it to turn him on. I’d better get lots of yam-sized loads of jizz for that!”